To further my argument from yesterday through a Wikipedia quote:
the Giant Panda has a diet that is primarily herbivorous, which consists almost exclusively of bamboo. However, the Giant Panda still has the digestive system of a carnivore and does not have the ability to digest cellulose efficiently, and thus derives little energy and little protein from consumption of bamboo.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Mating
Pandas suck at mating. Everybody knows this. For some reason, it is widely known that pandas are unable to fuck in zoos. Well, that's just fucking pathetic. It's for the continuation of your fucking species, learn how to pop a top hat Johnson.
In addition, pandas are only able to have one or two babies each year, a dismally low amount for something so lazy and lard-ridden that it is likely to roll off of a cliff within its first year of life.
If a panda mother does end up having two children, she is so void of parenting skills and resources that she actually has to let one of them die. "Honey, we had twins!" "Ok, get a shotgun and a bucket of lye."
Jesus, Jesus Christ, I fucking hate pandas.
More on the female pandas' terrible mothering abilities to come.
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