On the way to work
On a roller coaster
While giving a toast at your sister's wedding
While your sister's yelling at you for doing heroin during the toast at her wedding
At a parole meeting
On the way to court-ordered rehab
While actively fleeing court-ordered rehab
While being brutally beaten by rehab orderlies
While being brutally ass-raped by your new cellmate
At this point, just do some heroin. You've earned it.
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