Dietary Restrictions
Pandas can only eat bamboo. A huge beast that weighs hundreds of pounds can only eat bamboo. Somehow, this seems like not the best plan. If pandas would be willing to sink their teeth into the flesh of a young billy-goat and/or child at the zoo, I'd give them more of a shot at survival. Instead, their best plan seems to be sitting around threshing leaves and shoots from highly fibrous, difficult to digest plant matter. Well, good luck maintaining that body weight, pandas. But if you want any help from me, all I'm going to offer you a is a fucking cheeseburger.
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