Serious Text Messages

People these days seem to use text messages for everything, from making plans to checking in at home. They really are a brilliant and convenient way of transferring information. There's only one realm that hasn't been fully explored: the serious text message. With the utilization of the following text messages, you, too, can express yourself without annoying face-to-face time.

To hold an intervention for your friend: a group text from four or five people with the message "UR DOIN 2 MUCH HEROIN".

To announce an unexpected pregnancy: "GOT N ABORTION 2DAY IT WUZ URS SRY"

To end an unsatisfying marriage: a picture message of a cat with the text "I CAN HAS DIVORSE?"

Using these helpful examples as a guide, I'm sure you will have no problem streamlining your future correspondences to more manageable proportions.