So here she is, the maiden voyage, the first grand foray on the long cruise of Bloggery. I caution all passengers: men, hold your hats, and fair damsels, hold your girdles, for the ride can get windy. The waves are sometimes choppy; our ship may hit rocks. But when we arise to a warm ocean sun and feel the cool dew that still clings to the rigging, we will cast aside this ocean metaphor like a tuna net and you will suction yourselves to my every word like barnacles. You will feel the joy that can only come from absorbing the humor and language of a modern genius. You will paddle your boats on the shore of my reason and have a glimpse of what lies over the edge, a view into the mind of a prophet.
So prepare yourselves for a reckoning, for a lesson, for an enlightenment. Here, my friends, is my first joke:
Penis.
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