Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
On Hos
I've noticed that somehow slapping hos is ok, but only if they're your hos.
You can slap your friends, you can slap your hos, but you can't slap your friend's hos?
You can slap your friends, you can slap your hos, but you can't slap your friend's hos?
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Things I've Learned in College
I now know the perfect distance to hold away a distraught crack addict so that she neither feels I am rejecting her nor tries to hug me.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
On Smoking
Smoking may not be as cool as it was in the 90s, but it's still cool enough that those people in the Truth commercials look like fucking douchebags.
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